Forever Alone...

I present to you for your viewing enjoyment, the ugliest cookie I have ever created:

YEP!  It's the "forever alone" guy.  If you don't get it, you can either read about it on Know Your Meme or spend about 5 minutes on IMGUR.  IMO, the second option is way more fun and could possibly end up being more offensive!  Hooray for the internets.

Fortunately, I will be selling these - get this - just in time for Valentine's Day.  That's right, if you're in Austin then you can buy them for yourself, your ex, or maybe for that guy you permanently friend-zoned last month.  It comes wrapped in its own sad little bag, tied with a single, solitary ribbon.  E-mail me if you do want!

Mmm, sweet, delicious cookie tears...